"Doctor" I-D-C

The new Yogurt World in Mira Mesa is awesome; is it just me or does the selection of fresh fruit seem more varied and fresher at this location? The colorful and funky decor and spaciousness of the new store made me realize how claustrophobic the Convoy location really is.

Now if Yogurt World would just switch from styrofoam cups to more environmentally friendly, biodegradable cups, it would be just about the most perfect establishment ever.

At Yogurt World:

Me, attempting to make small talk with my G6Big: "So, did you come to our showcase?"

G6Big: "No."

Me, still very cheerful due to the yogurt-induced euphoria: "Aww... why not? We worked so hard on it! It was AH-some!"

G6Big: "I. Don't. Care." (Not exaggerating!)

Me, intent on salvaging the conversation: "You really missed out! It was so--"

G6Big: "--...I don't care!"

That's just great, isn't it?

Well, he can take the masters in bullshit he is currently working toward and shove it.

I may be a vegetarian and a wannabe yogi, but even I do not believe that drinking a "prescription" of hot water, ginger, scallions, and orange peel will stave off an oncoming cold.

What an awesome application of a molecular biology degree from UCSD, no? A "respectable" science major turned into a wannabe hokey "doctor" of Asian superstitions - and people sneer at me when they find out I am a history major?!

Psh.

AND he doesn't even like Yogurt World.

"I can get my own fruit and yogurt at the grocery store."

... why are you at hanging out at a frozen yogurt shop then?

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I called the 8:52 am caller back today and I found out that he did pick the wrong name in his phone book - three times on the same day.

-_-