CODE RED: EMERGENCY!!

I lost my Berry Smooth Neutrogena Lip Balm, which is quite possibly the one thing (aside from water) that I simply cannot live without, about two weeks ago.


I have been using the last of my last-resort, stashed-away container of before-they-changed-the-formula Berry Smooth while I searched high and low for my missing pot of lip balm.

I used up my last-resort, saved-for-a-rainy-day container COMPLETELY yesterday.

If licking the pot clean would have gotten some more lip balm onto my lips, I would totally have gladly done so.

That was how desperate I was. And still am right now.

Why yes, I am dying without my lip balm, thankyouverymuchforasking!

I am antsy, uncomfortable, and unable to focus on anything but my chapped, chapped, chapped, if-I-open-my-mouth-too-wide-I-am-certain-they-will-split-in-two-allowing-warm-salty-blood-to-gush-down-my-face lips without my lip balm.

Ahhhhh...

So this is what withdrawal feels like.